| Here's Flying Bum |
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| There was Larry Lightning |
| Very very frightening |
| Causing pain and strife with his electric anal force |
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| But a super hero came |
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| Here's Flying Bum |
| Coming to save you |
| Firing the turds, it's absurd |
| Oh what he does with his poo |
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| Larry shot with ass gaped |
| Burned a hole in his cape |
| Cheeks were singed, our hero had to retreat to the sky |
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| Then returned with cape anew |
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| Here's Flying Bum |
| Coming to save you |
| Firing the turds, it's absurd |
| Oh what he does with his poo |
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| Here's Flying Bum |
| Coming to rescue |
| Firing the shit, they're all hits |
| It's what he does with his poo |
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| Larry tapped in, more power gained |
| Fired his load, the bum was drained |
| To the sewer, full plop attained |
| Back to Larry, keep him contained |
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| Here's Flying Bum |
| Coming to save you |
| Firing the turds, it's absurd |
| Oh what he does with his poo |
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| Here's Flying Bum |
| Coming to rescue |
| Firing the shit, they're all hits |
| It's what he does with his poo |