Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever lost a ball

Have you ever hit your knee

Or slept up in a tree

Have you ever cut off a toe

Or ridden a crow

Or gone with the flow

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever drunk your wee

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever drowned at sea

Have you ever gone outside

And found everyone has died

Have you ever eaten a plank

Or maybe you shrank

Or shat out a tank

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever been to space

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever lost your face

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever kissed a bear

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever crapped downstairs

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever punched a rock

Have you ever

Have you ever

Have you ever zipped your cock