Furtive Bear

Scotland Yard couldn't catch him

Nor could the FBI

Interpol were flummoxed

And let him slip right by

Furry fingered fugitive

A snowy king of crime

Omniverous vagabond

A cat-purse most sublime

Nail it down he'll take the nails

He doesn't really care

He's on all the wanted lists

Look out for Furtive Bear

Ursine cad of great renown

Whose heists defy all sense

Stealthy footed hairy thief

Whose hoard is now immense

He's wanted worldwide for his crimes

And his shifty looking stare

If you see him don't approach

Keep away from Furtive Bear

The Planet's great detectives

Will never find his lair

So go and hide your things

From the thieving Furtive Bear

Is he in heaven or in hell

Vanishes into air

He still remains uncaptured

Elusive Furtive Bear

He's wanted worldwide for his crimes

And his shifty looking stare

If you see him don't approach

Keep away from Furtive Bear

Fades into the shadows

Never know that he is there

A ghostly apparition

Phantom Furtive Bear

A sneer adorns his face

A machiavellian glare

He always gets away

That pesky Furtive Bear

He's wanted worldwide for his crimes

And his shifty looking stare

If you see him don't approach

Keep away from Furtive Bear

He's wanted worldwide for his crimes

And his shifty looking stare

If you see him don't approach

Keep away from Furtive Bear

He's wanted worldwide, ah ah ow

He's wanted worldwide, yeah

He's wanted worldwide, oh ow ow ow

He's wanted worldwide, yeah

Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear

Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear

Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear

Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear