Do Your Balls Hang Low ?
(English Country Garden Mix)
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you swing 'em over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low
 
What do you do if you wanna have a poo
In an English country garden
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Do they make a lusty clamour
When you hit them with a hammer
Do your balls hang low
 
Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants
In an English country garden
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Do they make a hollow sound
When you drag 'em on the ground
Do your balls hang low