Dirty Alphabet

Ass, butt, crap, dump, excrement

Fart, guff, hard-on, itchy nuts

Dirty Alphabet

Junk, knob, Lardass, Minge and Nads

Oh Bugger off, Piss and Queef

Dirty Alphabet

Let's finish this !

Rump, Shit, Turd and Up yer butt

Vag and Willy, X marks the spot

Dirty Alphabet

You Zit