Deformities
 
I was born with nipples for eyes
I was born as a pork pie
And I was born wearing permanent socks
And I was born with extra cocks
 
We've got deformities
With extra arms and extra knees
Look how my head is cheese
We've got deformities
 
I was born without a face
I was born made of toothpaste
And I was born as half man and half goat
And I was born with a helium scrote
 
We've got deformities
With missing parts but added fleas
See how I roll with ease
We've got deformities
 
We've got deformities
With itchy skin and legs like trees
Look at my brown willy
We've got deformities