Cos we Both Love Poo

I love poo

Other's think

I'm really strange and my hand stinks

I'm alone

Here I am

But have you met a Klinkerman

Trudy Walker you're like kin to me

Hairy Klinkers are my fantasy

Love your dancing, and I love your shoes

It's amazing cos we both love poo

Poo is life

Poo is free

But it's so lush, we both agree

I love plops, they can be plump or flat

Drop your nuggets right into my hat

See what I've made with this turd and glue

It's amazing cos we both love poo

I'm Trudy

You're Klinker

I'm Klinker

You're Trudy

Love the things that you do with your plop

I love turds so much I'll never stop

See me smear them, it's just what I do

It's amazing cos we both love poo

Klinkerman you are so cool and tall

Brilliant tricks and you are really small

I love klinkers just as much as you

It's amazing cos we both love poo