Constipation
 
Been sat here on the loo for ages
I've read nearly a thousand pages
Been sitting here a really long time
And I'm losing my mind
I've been waiting for this dump for ages
 
Con-sti-pa-tion
 
My stomach's getting really bloated
Been ages since a turd has floated
Been sitting here a really long time
And I'm losing my mind
And my stomach's obscenely bloated
 
Con-sti-pa-tion
 
Please
Oh please
Watch me squeeze
Really hard for you
Poo
 
Con-sti-pa-tion
 
Con-sti-pa-tion