Boxing Day

Twenty four hours post christmas day

Festive cheer has gone away

Retailers hope you'll come and pay

For more crappy things

On Boxing day you can buy

A TV and a pie

A cleaver, sticks, a tie

Sofas and hair dye

Get up real early, filled with greed

Buy all the crap that you don't need

Join in the queue that always leads

To more crappy things

On Boxing day you can get

A toaster, fridge and net

A Wardrobe and a jet

Into massive debt

Money from Christmas day

And with that

Buy more crap

On Boxing day you can buy

A gadget that air-fries

A 2 by 4 and ply

New bed and an eye

On Boxing day you can pay

For curtains, cheese and spray

A cooker, bowl and hay

Loads of clothes in gray