Bed Wetter

I wake and realise

My sheets are soaked

Couldn't make it through the night

Like Mum had hoped

I wet my bed

Feel like a fool

My bed is like a paddling pool

Not getting better

I'm a bed wetter

I have to lie on plastic

Sheets again

When I wake up in the morning

My pants are stained

I wet my bed

Feel like a fool

My bed is like a swimming pool

Not getting better

I'm a bed wetter

I am pissing

Cut-off valve is missing

I'm not waking

What a mess I'm making

I wet my bed

Feel like a fool

My bed is like a paddling pool

Not getting better

I'm a bed wetter