A Very Koity Christmas
 
It's that time of year
We spread our Christmas cheer
Have fun, bum !
 
It's a very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
With Stuart and Trudy
And Klinkerman and Granny
It's a very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
La la la la, la laaa
 
Every girl and boy
Spreads the Christmas joy
We do, poo !
 
It's a very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
Decorations and a tree
And a dance from hand winky
It's a very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
La la la la, la laaa
 
Very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
With Colin, Veg and Steve
And the cast from Fruit and Meat
It's a very Koity Christmas
A very Koity Christmas
La la la la, la laaa