| April Fools |
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| It's my favourite day |
| April first I say |
| People feel okay |
| I come out to play |
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| As my mind is quick |
| And others are thick |
| I just give them stick |
| With my cheeky tricks |
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| It's the day I rule |
| But for you it's nightmare fuel |
| I've loads in the tank |
| Making up a quality prank |
| April Fools |
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| I'm a cheeky bloke |
| And they're easy folk |
| To tease and provoke |
| Yeah it's just a joke |
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| It's the day I rule |
| Sometimes kind but mostly cruel |
| Lol my sides have split |
| Laughing cos you fell for it |
| April Fools |
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| It's the day I rule |
| I'm the master you've been schooled |
| My tale can't be true |
| You believed what I told you |
| April Fools |
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| It's the day I rule |
| Let's face it, you are a tool |
| Want to laugh real bad |
| Realising you've been had |
| April Fools |
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