| I've Done a Poo |
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| Daddy... |
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| There's something I need to tell you |
| There's something I need to say |
| I've been very creative |
| I think it'll make your day |
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| I've done a poo for you |
| It's a brown number two |
| It's what I love the most |
| I've smeared it on your post |
| I've done a poo Daddy |
| It's in your golf caddy |
| Hey look I've got poo boobs |
| And there's some in that tube |
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| Daddy... |
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| I've got something to show you |
| You'll tell me I'm the best |
| I made something exciting |
| I think you'll be impressed |
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| I've done a poo you see |
| It's on your bonsai tree |
| Come play a game with me |
| There's just crap on TV |
| I've done a poo out there |
| I covered it with hair |
| I did one in the sink |
| Then stirred some in your drink |
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| I've done a poo for sure |
| Here comes a little more |
| It's in my piggy bank |
| Floating in the fish tank |
| I've done a poo quick look |
| I squashed some in your book |
| I'm a man let's pretend |
| Here have you met my friend |
